Paris Hilton:
Paris Hilton Naked
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Information:
Name: Paris Hilton
Born: 1981-02-17
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008), Paris Hilton's BFF Thanksgiving Special (2008), 1 Night in Paris (2004), I Want to Be a Hilton (2005), MTV Video Music Awards 2005 (2005)
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Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the
horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the
horse and
you can kiss your money goodbye!
EferleahRomancK
What song should
you sing to a wildebeest
on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
RandyHefeyddla
Why were the
elephants thrown out of the
swimming pool ?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
DaviotAmoldoru
How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday?
Ten.
Oh, I don't think that's possible.
Oh, yes it is - I'm nine
today.
HardtmanLorrenXU
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?
A: So
they know when to stop having sex.
BromleyRoydenyr
"Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked
Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
BrannanTailleferNS
Q: What do you get when you put an
experimental monkey in a blender?
A: Rhesus Pieces.
NorwynCaradoclR
Q: Complete the following word analogy:
Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4)
On a Pentium, all of the above
A: Number 4.
RadcliffMerryBj
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Surely
not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much
about.
JarylBarnetYo
Why don't whales eat sushi very
often?
Of course whales like sushi. It's just those itty-bitty chop
sticks
that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
GeovanniChasonaT